My take on Indian Call Centre Operator

Currently I'm subscribed to FOXTEL, basically it is a cable television service in Australia. I'm paying 36.95 per month to get CNN, BBC world, Nat Geo, Discovery Channel, Channel V etc.

But can't afford it no more so I decided to disconnect the foxtel service so that I can get more cash into my savings, so what I called up foxtel this morning and spoke to one of their consultant about my account.

I was then redirected to "a disconnection" department which apparently sounded like Indian Operator he told me that his name is "Roby". Basically this is how our conversation goes

Me : * putting up a fake accent * Hi I would like to get my foxtel disconnected please

Roby : Yes sir certainly no problem, can I get your first name please

Me: I'm Herman Sunjaya

Roby : Yes sir before we proceed to disconnect your service may I know why you want to disconnect from foxtel

Me: Can't afford it

Roby: What is your favourite channel ?

Me: * ???? * Urm.. CNN, BBC, Nat geo, VH1, MTV, ESPN

Roby: Do you like soccer sir ? I love liverpool did you see the game last night ..... it's a very good game sir on ESPN

Me: * WTF * Yea I love arsenal they beat Man U ass down right

Roby: Do you like arsenal ? Oh... I see I love liverpool sir .. sure I like to watch the game last night ....

Me: Okay ~

* Pause for 10 seconds *

Roby: Let me see

* Pause for 10 seconds *

Roby: Are you going to watch the game tomorrow ?

Me: No !

Roby:*GASP* Can i get your address please ?

Me: bla bla bla bla

Roby: Can you spell that please ....

Me: !!!!!

Roby: Do you like basketball sir

Me: * I just played along *

This conversation about what's on foxtel goes on for the next 5 minutes... I had to interupt him before he burns my phone bill.

Me: Okay can I disconnect now please

Roby: Sir .. If l look into your account you have been very loyal to foxtel would you like to get foxtel for half price for next 3 months.

Me: *Thinking thinking*

Roby: You'll be paying only half price which is very good ... bla bla bla

Me: Okay I'll take it !

Roby: That's excellent sir! Let me change the details

Me: ............

Roby: May I know where are you from sir ?

Me: India ....

Roby: *Exicted* Yay I'm from India too ( Gotcha bastard ), how come you don't have indian accent

Me: * I was about to put up a fake indian accent * .. I grew up here

Roby: Where are you from sir ? North or South India

Me: My parents come from North India, I grew up here don't know about India

Roby: Do you like the cricket sir ? I can't wait for the malaysian cup ~

Me: ???? * No idea about malaysian cup * urmm.... I'm waiting for the ashes .....

Roby: Oh... great game ~~~~~~ * By this time he knows that I'm faking it .. I guess :P *

Me: Okay .. are we done ?

Roby: Thank you very much sir ....

It happens 15 minutes ago ...